The Mugford Organization

The Organization was founded with 3 primary goals:
  1. Propogation of the glorious story of Captain James Mugford, a great national hero
  2. Frequent champagne brunches for the Board of Directors
  3. Eventual Global Domination
At the current stage in the Organization's operation, none of the goals has been realized, although planning has begun for the first and second goals.

For more information, contact a representative of the organization by pressing the small dot below: