The Mugford Organization would like to take this opportunity to dispel a rumour that has been surfacing among our future subjects. A group of three shadowy behind-the-scenes players does not manipulate and control the Organization for its own evil purposes, nor do these three "evil overlords" (pictured above) have saturnine powers such as transmutation of base elements, the ability to "eat" souls, or the power to compress human ribcages with their minds.

The Mugford Organization is a democratically-run body with a duly elected Directorate, which is NOT controlled by malevolent forces from Xenon or any other extraterrestrial area. To the best of our knowledge, the three beings pictured above do not even exist. Please, stop spreading these hurtful, unfounded allegations. The good name of the Organization must not be sullied if we are to continue our important work unhindered.